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Smudge’s Gotcha Day

Hi everyone! It’s me…Smudge. Smudgemeister. Smudge-a-roo. The Smudge Man.

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Did you like those? Those are all nicknames mom and dad have given me since I came to live here one year ago today!

Hey, Smudge! Smudge!

Uh, yes, Mayzie?

You left out my favoritest name that mom calls you: Smudge Pants!

Oh, haha. Yeah, um, so I wasn’t going to tell them that one.

Why not?

Well, it’s a little embarrassing, you know.

Oh, gosh, I think Smudgie Wudgems is WAY worse.

Okay, wow…thanks for helping me out, Mayzie.

Anytime, Smudge Pants.

Anyway, as I was saying, it’s been one whole year since I left my old job at HemoSolutions and moved in with my new family. And, well, I just couldn’t be happier.

Oh, sure…there have been some bumps along the way. And by bumps, I mean REAL bumps! Remember when I had chin acne?

OUCH!

OUCH!

Which meant I had to go visit my nice skin doctor lady about 87 million times. (But that was really okay cuz she gives the BEST massages.)

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And then I broke out in hives from some of the medicines.

OUCH AGAIN!

OUCH AGAIN!

And oh, yeah…I also found out I have ass-muh and they shaved me half-bald to do that skin test on me to see what I’m allergic to.

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But honest…the good has outweighed all of that stuff by a LOT!

I have pawsome siblings to hang out with.

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Even Queen Abby is starting to warm up to me.

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I have fun toys to play with…

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and cuddle with.

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I’ve learned how to use the computer to help dad play his games…

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and to watch movies…

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and to blog…

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and to just generally surf the web. (Pinterest is addicting!)

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I have a great window to look out of…

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and my very own tent…

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and the Smudge-tastic-mobile.

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And best of all, I know that I’m loved to the ends of the earth and back. (That’s what my mom says, and between you and me, that’s why I let her call me Smudge Pants whenever she wants.)

Yep, adopting my family was a pretty good decision on my part.

So Happy Gotcha Day to…

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(((YAWN!)))

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Zzzzzzzzzz……

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Wordless Wednesday

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April 17, 2013 · 1:00 am

Question

Does this picture make my nose look big?

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WW Squirrel Patrol: Kitteh Detail.

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April 10, 2013 · 1:00 am

Pleeze?

Hi, Momma. I see you gots a toy there. Can I have it? Pleeze?

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Pretty pleeze?

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What if I say it with a smile? PLEEEEEEZE?

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AH HA! I GOTS IT!

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That was fun! Let’s do it again!

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Proof that Brudder Ranger is an alien

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Thank you! Thank you!

Whew! I’m pooped!

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Wowee…what a pawty that was! Thank you, thank you to everybuddy who came! I hope you had as good of a time as I did.

We had 142 comments (including mine but mom didn’t say I could include mine so I’m gonna include them) which means that 142 green papers go to Second Chance, the rescue that saved me!

So thank you again for helping me smell-a-brate and for helping other doggies and kittehs in need. You all are the BESTEST furends EVER!

Okay, now who wants to help me clean up?

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My 4th Gotcha Day Smell-a-Bration & Commentathon

Yippee! You came! You came! Oh, gosh, I’m SO super glad you could make it to my Gotcha Day pawty! Can you believes it was four years ago today that I came to live with mom and dad after being rescued by my Angel Donna Fostermommy?

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As you can see, we’ve rolled out the purple carpet in your honor. (Red is SO claw-shay, don’t you think? Plus, I was afraid it would clash with my pawty dress.)

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Speaking of which, do you like it? It’s a genuine “Martha Stewart for Petsmart” original!

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Okay, come on in to my condo!

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What? Oh, I know it might seem kinda small from the outside but trust me…it’s bigger than it looks.

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Okay, first we have the pawlour. Remember, if the festivities get too crazy, you can always come here for some quiet and relax with a catnip cigar or a beef brandy.

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Alrighty, follow me into the dining room.

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Feel free to eat your noms here or you can take them into any other part of the condo that you feel most comfy.

Oh! Speaking of noms! Guess what? We were lucky enough to be able to bring the famous celebrity chef Mrs. Catmore all the way from Houndton Tabby.

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Just look at this spread she’s prepared! Isn’t it Most Nomalicious?

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Make sure you don’t miss the Gotcha Cake that my mom made. I know it’s not exactly the fanciest and most pawfessional cake around, but it’s made with luv.

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Anyway, I know those noms might make you super thirsty. So right over here is the bar. There’s also some horse doovers in case you need a light snack.

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Oh, wow! It sounds like things are really hopping in the club room. Follow me!

Look! There’s Teka Toy and Brudder Ranger doing the Samba!

And gosh, Smudge was so worried no ladycats would dance with him cuz of his…you know…bald spot. But would you look at him and Blogville Mayor Madi heating up the dance floor with the tango?

Oh, and if loud dance music isn’t your style, you can always relax in the spa room. We’ll have somebuddy on duty all night to do massages.

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Now, if you pawty TOO hard, you are so Most Welcome to stay in one of my guest rooms.

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Or I can have the limo take you back home. Your choice.

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Okay, I guess that’s the tour! Now go have fun! And remember, my mom is gonna donate one whole green paper to Second Chance (the rescue that saved me) for every comment made here today (up to $200) so feel free to chat and talk as much and as many times as you want!

Thanks again for coming to my pawty! It means the whole wide world to me!

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Wordless Wednesday


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PeeS. Don’t forget!!

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Mayzie Monday: You’re Invited!

Hi everybuddy! It’s me, Mayzie! I know it’s been a super long time, and I sure hope you haven’t forgotten what I look like. But just in case, here you go…

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Okay, the reason I’m here today is to give each and every one of you a very much special invitation:

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I sure hope you can make it! Now don’t forget…it’s THIS Thursday, March 28th, all day long. OH! And did you see the very last part? That’s the Most Important part. Be sure to read that part, okay?

Hope to see you right here this Thursday to smell-a-brate with me! Brindle smoochies!!

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