Yippee! You came! You came! Oh, gosh, I’m SO super glad you could make it to my Gotcha Day pawty! Can you believes it was four years ago today that I came to live with mom and dad after being rescued by my Angel Donna Fostermommy?
As you can see, we’ve rolled out the purple carpet in your honor. (Red is SO claw-shay, don’t you think? Plus, I was afraid it would clash with my pawty dress.)
Speaking of which, do you like it? It’s a genuine “Martha Stewart for Petsmart” original!
Okay, come on in to my condo!
What? Oh, I know it might seem kinda small from the outside but trust me…it’s bigger than it looks.
Okay, first we have the pawlour. Remember, if the festivities get too crazy, you can always come here for some quiet and relax with a catnip cigar or a beef brandy.
Alrighty, follow me into the dining room.
Feel free to eat your noms here or you can take them into any other part of the condo that you feel most comfy.
Oh! Speaking of noms! Guess what? We were lucky enough to be able to bring the famous celebrity chef Mrs. Catmore all the way from Houndton Tabby.
Just look at this spread she’s prepared! Isn’t it Most Nomalicious?
Make sure you don’t miss the Gotcha Cake that my mom made. I know it’s not exactly the fanciest and most pawfessional cake around, but it’s made with luv.
Anyway, I know those noms might make you super thirsty. So right over here is the bar. There’s also some horse doovers in case you need a light snack.
Oh, wow! It sounds like things are really hopping in the club room. Follow me!
Look! There’s Teka Toy and Brudder Ranger doing the Samba!
And gosh, Smudge was so worried no ladycats would dance with him cuz of his…you know…bald spot. But would you look at him and Blogville Mayor Madi heating up the dance floor with the tango?
Oh, and if loud dance music isn’t your style, you can always relax in the spa room. We’ll have somebuddy on duty all night to do massages.
Now, if you pawty TOO hard, you are so Most Welcome to stay in one of my guest rooms.
Or I can have the limo take you back home. Your choice.
Okay, I guess that’s the tour! Now go have fun! And remember, my mom is gonna donate one whole green paper to Second Chance (the rescue that saved me) for every comment made here today (up to $200) so feel free to chat and talk as much and as many times as you want!
Thanks again for coming to my pawty! It means the whole wide world to me!