Queen Cat Monday: Boxing Day

Greetings,Feline Royalty and loyal canine subjects. ‘Tis I. Queen Abigail of the Rockies.

As our fellow feline monarchs undoubtedly know, Christmas is one of the most important holidays in Felinedom. Preparations must be handled carefully with extraordinary attention to detail. This holds especially true as it pertains to boxes, which are, without question, the cornerstone to a successful and memorable holiday.

Because proper box construction and usage is of utmost importance, we stepped down from our throne yesterday to conduct a surprise inspection of the staff in their preparations. Well, dear friends, what we found was a woeful and lackadaisical attitude toward quality control. After we recovered from our shock, we set about immediately berating the staff, which we do believe is the best approach when motivating those beneath one.

What do you mean, "The box is fine"? Why, we have a mind to box your ears for the shoddy work displayed here!

What do you mean, “The box is fine”? Why, we have a mind to box your ears for the shoddy work displayed here!

We are pleased to report that after our rousing speech, this particular staff member — who shall remain nameless to protect her dignity — whipped herself into tiptop shape in no time. Huzzah!

Now, THIS is a box. Good show!

Now, THIS is a box. Good show!

After this most stressful experience, it is our fervent hope that our fellow monarchs do not have to contend with the same trouble from their own staff.

In conclusion, we send you warmest greetings for a joyous Christmas, filled with all the well-constructed boxes one could wish for.

Queen Abigail of the Rockies



Filed under Uncategorized

16 responses to “Queen Cat Monday: Boxing Day

  1. It’s a Christmas miracle! Sisfur Abby speaks!!


    God bless us, every one.

    Your pal,

    Miss Fendi HoneyBuzz

  2. Daisy

    You’ve got to have quality control…well done.

    xXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  3. Mango Momma

    Nobody likes a surprise inspection, but if they were doing their job properly in the first place they would have nothing to fear.


  4. Queen Abigail: While we hesitate to contradict the Monarch, we know that Boxing Day is the day after Christmas! It is when we gives our human servants their pressies, you see. So you was a number of days too early! We think the staff deserves an apology and some slack.

    respectfully (muzzer made us say that)
    Gus n Teka

  5. That is telling them Abby. Well done and I see they gave you what you needed. That is a purrfect box. Have a great week.

  6. MOL Abby you tell’em girlfriend. Slack help is not acceptable nor tolerated.

    Hugs Madi your BFFF and fellow purrfectionist

  7. So glad to know that you are keeping things running properly, Queen Abigail. Twinkie’s favorite box activity is to rub her paws vigorously against the larger boxes until everyone in the house goes mad.

  8. harrispen

    Queen Abigail I wish I had a kitteh here to help inspect the boxes. You kittehs sure have a thing for jumping into boxes. I prefer to jump on the shrubbery in my yard! BOL!!


  9. Yup, that box is much better now, just wrap it up! BOL

  10. We’ve missed seeing you! I like how you are so aware of double-use and recycling.

  11. Deewest Queen Abigail
    I am welieved to know that you have finally appwoved the boxes and the holidays can continoo
    smoochie kisses

  12. Doing a great job inspecting those boxes.

  13. Queen Abigail – how do they do ANYTHING without you??

    -Bart and Ruby

  14. Well, it’s good to know your on the job!


  15. Two French Bulldogs

    Those boxes are good hideouts
    Benny & Lily

  16. littlemissjackie

    Grayshus, Miss Queen Sisfur Abby, you sure do know how to meow things into shape around your house! We hope you didn’t have to box TOO many earses to get those boxes done right!



Leave Me a Pawment!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s