Greetings,Feline Royalty and loyal canine subjects. ‘Tis I. Queen Abigail of the Rockies.
As our fellow feline monarchs undoubtedly know, Christmas is one of the most important holidays in Felinedom. Preparations must be handled carefully with extraordinary attention to detail. This holds especially true as it pertains to boxes, which are, without question, the cornerstone to a successful and memorable holiday.
Because proper box construction and usage is of utmost importance, we stepped down from our throne yesterday to conduct a surprise inspection of the staff in their preparations. Well, dear friends, what we found was a woeful and lackadaisical attitude toward quality control. After we recovered from our shock, we set about immediately berating the staff, which we do believe is the best approach when motivating those beneath one.
We are pleased to report that after our rousing speech, this particular staff member — who shall remain nameless to protect her dignity — whipped herself into tiptop shape in no time. Huzzah!
After this most stressful experience, it is our fervent hope that our fellow monarchs do not have to contend with the same trouble from their own staff.
In conclusion, we send you warmest greetings for a joyous Christmas, filled with all the well-constructed boxes one could wish for.
Queen Abigail of the Rockies