Everybuddy, I would like you to meet my new girlfurend, Esmerelda.
Mom brought her home and I immediately fell under her spell. I know I may have come across as a little forward but I just couldn’t help but whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
She doesn’t say much but that’s okay. I think she may be playing hard to get. Sigh. Isn’t she very beautiful?
I don’t think Queen Abby is impressed but what does she know about true love?
Don’t pay any attention to her, Esmerelda. I find you utterly bewitching!