Wowee! How fun is THIS? We got tagged by our furends Puddles, Bunny and Nola to play this game where we get to tell you a little more about ourselves. I talked Brudder Ranger into pawticipating so here we go!
1. Describe yourself in seven words.
Mayzie — I. Am. Super. Happy. And. Most. Lovable. Was that seven?
Ranger — Mayzie, I believe they meant a list of seven adjectives. In which case , the ones I would choose for myself are:
Oooo…good words, Brudder Ranger!
Thank you, Mayzie.
2. What keeps you up at night?
Mayzie – Nothing. Not a thing. I LUVS the night time cuz I gets a Kong and I dream about chasing squirrels and stuff.
Ranger – I tend to ponder many things at night. The rising price of dog food, home security, whether Romney will secure the nomination despite the scandal of Crate Gate.
Gosh, it sounds kinda hard to be you, Brudder Ranger.
You have no idea, Mayzie. You have no idea.
3. Who would you like to be?
Mayzie — Oh, gosh, I just luvs being me! I can’t think of why I’d wanna be anybuddy else. Oh! Unless I could be Super Mayzie with super powers that would let me fly to all the homeless doggies and kittehs and sprinkle magic on them so they could find their Most Perfect Homes That Ever Were. Oh, wouldn’t that be AH-mazing? I would luvs that.
Ranger – Very noble, Mayzie. As for me, I would like to remain myself. However, I have occasionally wished I had been born in a Rottweiler or German Shepherd body. Somehow, I feel that I might garner more respect and humans wouldn’t be so apt to make off with our shrubbery.
4. What are you wearing right now?
Mayzie — My Most Beautiful Brindle Furs!
Ranger — I too am…oh, what’s the street slang for it?…oh, yes…commando.
5. What scares you?
Mayzie — Well, not as much as USED to skeer me, that’s for sure! But I’m still not super-crazy abouts new stuff and I don’t really like surprises too much. So nobuddy ever throw a surprise pawty for me, okay?
Ranger — This is a ridiculous question. I am, of course, fearless.
Mayzie — Uhhh…what about loud noises? You don’t like those at ALL.
Ranger – What? Uh..haha…don’t be ridiculous. I am not…
Mayzie – OH! And PLATES! Don’t forget about how you’re skeered of plates!
Ranger – I, uh…I don’t know what you mean. I most certainly am not afraid of plates.
Mayzie – Well, then, why do you duck your head and go off in a corner when mom and dad put the plates down for pre-rinse?
Ranger – Mayzie…DEAR…that is simply a precautionary measure, nothing more. I do not entirely trust a human’s ability to keep a grasp on slick eating surfaces. But I can ASSURE you that I am not AFRAID of plates. Utterly preposterous!
Mayzie – Oh, cuz I really thought you...
Ranger – Well, obviously, you were mistaken. Can we move on, please? What is the next question?
6. The best and worst of blogging?
Ranger — The worst part is that I am not allowed a more frequent platform to discuss concerns and issues that are of great import to me. The best part is, of course, all the lovely acquaintances we have made in this community.
Mayzie – Oh, yes! I luvs that part of blogging, too! And I LUVS how everybuddy joins paws when one of our neighbors needs help. The worst part is saying good-bye when one of our furends has to go to the Bridge. I hate that.
7. What was the last website you visited?
Ranger — I read a magnificent blog post about Max, the dog who recently bit the news anchor in Denver. It was written by a trainer in Denver and she does an excellent job breaking down what led to the bite.
Mayzie – The Mango Minster bloggie, to cast my vote for Too Darn Cute. Boy, was that ever HARD! ALL my furends are Too Darn Cute! (PeeS. Today is the voting for the Adventure Animals category, which is the one I’m in! So be sure to check it out.)
8. What is the one thing you would change about yourself?
Ranger — Other than the aforementioned Rottweiler body, I cannot think of a thing. I am a terrier, after all. Why would I possibly want to change?
Mayzie — Let’s see…I wish I wasn’t skeered of ANYTHING, cuz that would be pawesome. And I wish that I had thumbs so I could make my own dinner. And sometimes I wish I had LONG brindle furs instead of short ones, so that I never got cold. But other than that, I’m pretty darn happy with the way I am!
9. Slankets, yes or no?
Ranger – I gather this is some type of clothing? If so, not in a million years. I find clothing on a dog ridiculous and am mortified each time mother insists that I must put on a coat because it’s “too cold to go without one, darling.” Pshaw! I am a terrier! I am tough. I have no need for outerwear (or underwear, for that matter).
Mayzie – A blankie you can WEAR? Sign me up!
10. Tell us something about the person (people) who tagged you.
Nola is super adorable and photo-jennick and she has the bestest “leave it” of any doxie out there, I think.
Bunny is GAWJUSS and I finds her very much Most Soothing. I always feel calmer and happier after I read her bloggie.
Puddles is my BFF and she has a super good heart, in spite of what she wants you to think. She’s kinda like the Bart Simpson of Blogville.
Okie doke…now we’re supposed to tag 8 furends to play along. (And if you don’t wanna, that’s okay. But we wanna gives you the chance if you DO wanna play!)
The eight we chose were (in no pawticular order)…
And if you didn’t get tagged but want to play along…GO FOR IT!
Have a happy Monday, everybuddy!