I’m sure you’ve ALL heard by now abouts the Most Exciting Blogville Valentine’s Pawty that Jess and Glacier are putting on. It’s to raise green papers to help one of our very good and Most Kindhearted furends, Dog Fostermom, build a fence for her fosterdoggies.
Well! As you can imagine, I was pretty excited abouts this. But then I realized…
I DON’T HAVE A DATE! (I yelled so you wouldn’t miss that.)
Now, most of you know that I have a very sweet boyfurend named Booker. Only, well, Booker hasn’t been in Blogville for awhile. The last I heard, he had joined the Paws Corps and was in the wilds of South Carolina working with other Labradogs to helps them conquer their addiction to tennis balls.
This is very much noble work and I support him 187% BUTT that means I’m Dateless on Valentine’s. (Like Sleepless in Seattle, only not as sappy.)
So THEN (more yelling) I thought…well, I could just ask one of my furends to go with me. But I have a lotta good furends and I wouldn’t want to hurt anybuddy’s feelings by picking one over the other.
And then I thought…why don’t I let all of YOU (even more yelling for emphasis) pick a date for me?
So here’s the dealio. If you (or somebuddy you know) would like to take me to the Valentine’s Pawty, just paw me an email at mayziegal AT gmail DOT com. Sends me your picture (or the picture of the date you’re nominating) and 3-5 sentences abouts why you (or they) would like to take me to the pawty. (Some ideas: Tell me how brave you are or how you’re very much a terrific dancer or how pretty my Brindle Furs are).
Oh, and you don’t have to be a doggie! I’m okay with interspecies dating so if you’re a kitteh or a goat or a donkey, that’s just super fine with me. And you don’t even have to have a bloggie, either! You just have to want to be my date.
I’ll take emails until January 27th and then I’ll post them on my bloggie and let everybuddy vote.
And cuz I can’t ever do a contest without offering up some of mom’s green papers, I’ll make sure she donates 1 green paper for every entry I get to Dog Fostermom’s fence. (Oh, my mom’s gonna be SO excited when I tell her!)
Okay, let’s go over this again…
If you or somebuddy you know (of any species!) would like to be my date for the Valentine’s Pawty:
1. Send an email to mayziegal AT gmail DOT com
2. Include a picture of yourself or the furend you’re nominating.
3. Write 3-5 sentences about why you (or they) would like to take me to the dance.
4. Paw it to me by January 27th.
And that’s it! Easy-peasy!
Okay, uh, now I’m kinda nervous. What if nobuddy wants to be my date?
Haha! Just kidding! That would be KERAZY!