Hi, everybuddy! I’ve got one very impawtant thing to say to you today!
I think of every single one of you as my Valentines. But, as you know, arounds our house there are two extra, extra special Valentines for me and Brudder Cap’n Ripley.
Yo Ho! Tis I! The Dread Pirate Ripley Cat, sendin’ me darlin’ Madi a Valentine straight from me harrrrrrt. I have also writ this poem just for me lovely maid.
Oh, fairest Madi from North Caroline.
I dast dare hope that ye’ll be mine.
Ye alone do make me heart set sail
And shiver me timbers right down to me tail.
Siiiiiigh. Isn’t that just abouts the sweetest thing you ever read?
Okay, um, sweet, dear boyfurend Booker. I don’t have a poem for you but I hope you like your Valentine’s Day card and I’m sending you warm brindle snuggles and gooey wet nose kisses all the way from Collie-rado! (blush)
I hopes every each and every one of you has a Most Special day. And be sure and gives your humans extra licks and head bumps today and let ’em know just how much you luvs ’em!