Guess what today is! It’s the Most Happy Barkday of one of my BFFs (and my 3rd cuzin, 87 times removed), Maggie Mae!
Maggie Mae, you’re a real good furend and you’re very funny and you have a humongous heart and I just luvs you! I hope you have the Bestest Barkday That Ever Was and that you get everything you could ever wish for!
I will even give you the rest of my cheese. No, really. It’s okay. I don’t mind. Really.