Greetings, dear readers. I wanted to take a moment to thank you all for your concern about the unfortunate incident which I had to endure earlier this week. I understand that some of you have continued to ask after me and I wanted to assure you that my, ahem, nether regions are healing quite well.
Unfortunately, I have a follow-up visit scheduled for next Wednesday at the veterinarian’s office, during which time she will assess my progress and most likely finish up the…cough…job that she started on Monday. While I am certainly not looking forward to it, my desire to keep this from happening again outweighs my desire to stay curled up at home in a state of denial.
Of course, being the helpful and concerned older brother that I am, I pointed out to mother and dad that my dear little sister Mayzie is displaying some of the symptoms that our veterinarian said to be on the lookout for. Namely, biting at and licking one’s hind quarters. Therefore, Mayzie will be making her own visit to the vet tomorrow morning to have her glands attended to as well. I assure you that this was done out of brotherly concern and love, and not out of revenge for those crude drawings of my derriere.
Once again, I would like to “express” my gratitude to you all for your concern. (Yes, pun IS intended. Mayzie is not the only funny one in this house, you know. I can be funny, too.)