Today is one of the Most Special days of the entire year. And do you know why? Cuz 7 years ago today, the bestest brudder in the whole wide world was born!
Brudder Ranger, I am very much glad you were born. Cuz you’ve taught me lots of stuff like how impawtant it is to guard the house and where are the best places to sniff and how to do that kicking thing after a good tinkle and how it’s a law that rat terriers must always win at tug.
I luvs you very, very much and I hope that you have the Best Day That Ever, Ever Was!