So remember how a few weeks ago, mom and dad went to gives my Auntie K and Uncle C a shower? And remember how they didn’t takes me or Brudder Ranger cuz they said it was a “human” thing and dogs weren’t allowed?
WELL…I was looking on our computer in this file that
said “top secret personal and private stuff” was totally unmarked and LOOK what I found!
Haha! Yes. Um, NO! Um, I don’t know how to answer that. I mean, I have a boyfurend. A VERY handsome and sweet and adorable boyfurend and…wait, that’s not the point anyway. The point is that my mom and dad SAID we couldn’t go cuz there wouldn’t be other doggies there but it turns out there WAS and…WOWEE! Puddles! I had NO idea you could whistle that loud. I mean, you don’t even have lips!
Oui. Er…I mean…I don’t understand French. Anyway…so…where was I? Oh, yeah, so we were in our doggie jail while Pablo here…LILAC! Puts those dollars away! What? No, he’s not the entertainments. He’s…
Okay, now, you’re just gonna have to stop interrupting me. Like I was barking, Pablo was totally at the shower and…Ruby! Penny! Stop that hooting! You’re married! Uh, what do you mean, you’re married but you’re not dead?
Ack! Khyra! You puts that floof back where it belongs! Okay, see…this is not where I was going with this at ALL. Now, everybuddy just calm down and…
Um, Lilac? Can I borrow a dollar?