Hi everybuddy! I’m back! Gosh, it feels like I’ve been gone about 126,000 years.
Did you wonder where I went?
Well, my mom and dad went to Albukerkee to gives my Auntie K and Uncle C a shower! Isn’t that about the WORST thing you ever heard? I mean, just look at ’em. They’re awfully nice peoples. I don’t know why you’d make ’em take a B.A.T.H.
But I guess that there’s some ker-azy human tradition that when two peoples are gonna get married, they gotta wash off whatever they’ve rolled in before. And then everybuddy’s all happy and the bride and groom get pressies and stuff.
Now, I like pressies a LOT but if it means having to take a B.A.T.H., I’d just as soon pass.
Anyway, as you can see, mom and dad were real happy abouts my Auntie K and Uncle C getting showered.
But between you and me, I thinks they look a little TOO happy considering they didn’t even take me and Brudder Ranger with ’em! Yep…that’s right. We were abandoned at our doggie resort daycare place like a couple of sacks of potatoes or something! I mean, just look at our sad faces!
Okay, I know what you’re thinking. Brudder Ranger doesn’t look all that sad. But all you have to do is look at MY face to see how super miserable I was.
Most luckily, mom and dad have been trying to suck up make up to us with extra servings of chicken jerky and cheese. It’s helping. A little.
I’m sooooooo awfully far behind with everybuddy’s bloggies! Hopefully, I’ll get around to seeing what everybuddy’s been up to while I’ve been gone real soon!