I do! I mean, I really, really do! And so when he announced his super amazing contest, I was oh-so-very excited. Cuz who wouldn’t want to be like Mango?
But, well, no matter how much I want to be like Mango – it turns out I’m not.
For one thing, Mango is an avid and talented gardener:
And well, no matter how much I dig, I can’t gets anything to grow:
And the Relentlessly Huge doesn’t bother with stairs.
But as for me, I haven’t been able to overcome my fascination with running up and down them.
Then there’s the matter of stuffies. Mango luvs his stuffies and is very much gentle with them.
Mango’s all full of the agilities…
And oh! Let’s not forget Mango’s expressive face!
But no matter how hard I try…well, see this pitiful example for yourself…
BUTT…then I remembered! I remembered THE ONE thing that Mango and me have in common. Can you guess what it is?
That’s right! We both have CRACKER MOMMAS!
Cracker Mommas that make cracker training movies like this:
Whew! I’m so happy! For a minute there, I was worried that there was just nothing about me that was like Mango.