I treed a raccoon!
What happened was, Dad let us out for our last potty break of the night and all of a sudden, I saw this terrifying creature with humongous sharp claws and beady eyes and I knew right away I had to protect my family from this dangerous and vicious invader.
So lightning fast I chased it up a tree and growled at it and told it in no uncertain terms that it better not mess with MY family, by golly! Well, I wanted to wait until it came down to give it a good talking to and make sure it understood that it was NOT welcome in our yard ever again. But can you believe it? Dad made me go back inside! Now I did not think this is the Most Wisest decision dad ever has made. But there was just no convincing him. I luvs my pawrents but sometimes they can be quite unreasonable.
But…I don’t wants anybuddy to worry about my family being invaded by marauding raccoons.
Cuz Coondog Mayzie is on the case!