So yesterdays, some of you guessed that me and Brudder Ranger were rolling around on the ground laughing. And you were right! (Although the dog – and you know who you are – who thoughts that was poop near Brudder Ranger was wrong. It was a pine cone.)
Anyways, we were laughing at this super terrific joke:
A dog responds to an ad for an administrative assistant. The manager starts to laugh and says, “Well, you’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.”
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.
The manager is amazed but says, “Well, that’s great but you also have to know Excel.”
The dog sits down at the computer and puts together a perfect spreadsheet.
The manager is even more amazed. “Okay, that’s pretty impressive but there’s one last requirement – you must be bilingual.”
Without missing a beat, the dog looks up at him and says, “Meow!”
So anyways, that joke was for our good furend, Frankie Furter!
And do you know why?
Cuz he sent us some surprise PRESSIES for that Most Terrific and Fun Paw It Forward game!
Now, the first thing we gots was this super amazing 4-foot leash! And it’s in Frankie’s favorite colors, too!
Now, I am not fibbing when I tells you that we have been wanting to gets us one of these for my training classes cuz mom is not Most Tall and so the both of us are always tripping over mom’s 6-foot leash in class. This one will be just PAWFECT!
And then the other thing Frankie got us was…
Well, that’s what mom thought it was at first.
Mom: A noose? Frankie got you a noose?
Me: No, it’s a…
Brudder Ranger: Capital idea, that!
Mom: What do you mean? Why would Frankie get you a noose?
Me: Mom, it’s not…
Brudder Ranger: Mother, it’s perfectly obvious! And ingenious! It’s for the squirrels in our back yard!
Mom: WHAT? You are NOT doing anything with this noose to the squirrels in our back yard!
Me: You guys! It’s really…
Brudder Ranger: Well, I think you’re being quite unreasonable. Just imagine…squirrel stew! Squirrel pie! Squirrel Cordon Bleu!
FINALLY, cuz nobuddy in the world was listening to me, I just had to grabs it and show ’em what it really was.
Mom and Brudder Ranger: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!
Anyways, I thought it was Most Wonderful and Fun! I had the best time playing with it and tossing it in the air and chewing on it. It was prolly one of the best toys ever.
On the other paw, Brudder Ranger hasn’t touched it yet. He says he has “other plans” for it.
So anyways, thank you, thank you, thank you, Frankie Furter, from the bottom of my little heart! Now, Frankie did it a little different cuz he’s an indy-vidual, don’t ya know? And he prolly has everybuddy’s address in the whole wide world. But since I only haves a few addresses, I thoughts I would follow the rules that I’ve seen on other bloggies:
The exchange focuses on doing an act of kindness without anything in return other than that the recipient will pass the kindness along and ‘Paw it Forward’ in their own way.
This is how it works: Those participating agree to send something uplifting, inspiring or fun to the first 3 bloggie friends who post a comment on your blog saying they would like to play. There are no cost restrictions but don’t go crazy. What you send can be something you made, something from your state or anything that will make the recipient smile. It can be for the human or for their pet.
So anywho, if you want to play Paw it Forward, let us know! We’ll send a super fun pressie to the first 3 furends who leave a comment on our blog saying they would like to pawticipate! Oh, I can’t wait! This is gonna be so much fun!
Well, I hopes you…um, sorry…I haves to go. I see Brudder Ranger with my rope.