Update on the V.E.T.

Hello Everybuddy!

Before I tells you about me and Brudder Ranger’s trip to the V.E.T., I just wanted to remind everybuddy to think good thoughts for Mona and her mommy today. Mona’s having a bump removed cuz her V.E.T. was concerned about it and Mona’s mommy is all a mess – as our humans so often are when we might be sickies. So if you gets a chance, do run over and tell her that they’re in your heart today.

Okay, now about OUR V.E.T. visit. I will just start out by telling you that we were both Most Exceptionally brave. (Although between you and me, I’m pretty sure I was braver than Brudder Ranger but if he asks, please tell him that I said HE was the braver one. ‘kay?)

Our V.E.T. is Most Wonderful and Kind, even if he IS a V.E.T. He gave us pets and lots of treats and told me how sweet I am and how handsome Brudder Ranger is. He checked us all over and gave us a clean bill of health! He even complimented us on our muscles! We told him that we work out every day and he was very much impressed.

So here’s some pictures. Mom didn’t get any of me on the table (I went first) cuz she forgot (yay!) so only Brudder Ranger got subjected to the flashy beast while in that very much precarious position.

Don't worry, Brudder Ranger! If you fall, I will catch you! I promise!

I find this whole process humiliating and entirely unnecessary.

Oh, Brudder Ranger, it's not THAT bad! Just close your eyes and thinks of CHEESE!

Uh, sir...Mr. Vet, sir...what, uh, what are you doing back there...exactly?

Ah, yes! That's more like it. Back on the ground. See, Mayzie? I told you it was nothing to worry about.

Well, this has been fun. Let's go!

Uh, seriouslys, dad...what are you waiting for? Leashes! Keys! Truck! Chop, chop!

So there you have it. We survived another V.E.T. visit! Yay, us! Did I mention we were very brave? Cuz, well, we were very brave.

Oh! I bets you were wondering about that dee-en-ay thing. Well, after we counted up your votes (actually mom counted them – I’m not so good at math) and talked to our dear V.E.T., we decided to go for it!

We did the blood kind (seriously…I am SO brave!) and we should have the results in a coupla weeks. I’m kinda nervous cuz like Sam and Pippen put it – what if I think in my head I come from pirates but it turns out that instead I come from a whole line of flower arrangers who have a whole different vibe from pirates. Unless you’re a pirate that likes to arrange flowers. Then I guess you’d have the best of both worlds! Because just cuz you’re a pirate doesn’t mean you don’t like flowers, right?

Um…okay…what was I saying? I forget.

Well anyway, mom says to remember we’re just doing it for fun and no matter what the test says, I’ll still be the most important thing of all. I’ll still be MAYZIE!

And here’s the best thing about all of this stuff: me and mom are putting on our thinking hats (along with Shady and her mom‘s help) to come up with some fun contest idea to raise green papers for rescue. We’ll let you know about the contest as soon as we figure it all out – okay? But it’ll have something to do with guessing my family tree. So be sure to start cogitating on that if you wanna play.

Wiggles & Wags,

Mayzie, The Most Brave