Happy Monday, everybuddy! Aren’t you excited?? It’s the start of a whole brand new week! I wonder what Most Amazing things might happen?
How was your weekend? Mine was very much wonderful. And you know why? Cuz mom and dad took me and Brudder Ranger to a park we’d never been to before.
Of course, it took them about 154 years to do all that stuffs they have to do before we could leave.
But it was totally worth the wait cuz when we finally gots there – oh…my…dogness! It was the Most Amazing Park Ever! I mean, there were places we’d never sniffed before and peemail we had to read from dogs we’d never met before!
The day was kinda cloudy and stuffs, but the sky was real pretty and we kept nice and cool.
All of a suddens, we found this kinda weirdo place with fake grass on it and mom said that it was where peoples play a game called crow-kay.
Brudder Ranger said it used to be real populars with hoity-toity peoples about 700 years ago (he’s very knowledgeable of these things) so he was very much excited that we were standing on an “ancient ar-kee-oh-logical” site.
He was much enamored but between you and me, I got bored pretty fast.
Then we came to this part of the park that had a pretty pond but you had to cross this scary bridge to gets to the other side. I was not very much happy about this.
Once we gots across without dying, mom saw this pretty flower and asked Brudder Ranger to pose by it. He was so Most Embarrassed that a very-much-masculine dog such as himself would have to stands next to a pretty flower that he wouldn’t even look at her.
While mom tormented Brudder Ranger with the flashy beast, me and dad waited FOREVER patiently.
And that’s when I saw…THEM!
Ohmidog! Have you guys ever seen these things? I thought they must be 2-legged rabbits with feathers but Brudder Ranger rolled his eyes and explained to me that they were “ducks.”
Well, I’ll be darned. DUCKS. I mean, I’d heard of ’em, sure. But I’d never seen ’em before. Of course, this required a much up close and personal examination.
But wouldn’t you know it? Dad’s stupid leash got caught on his hand and they got away before I could gets any closer.
Well, I don’t need to tell you but this was a Most Discouraging turn of events. So I sulked for a good second, maybe even two…
But then, cuz I luvs my dad, I forgaved him for his not-very-much-deft handling of his leash and we headed back to the truck.
All in all, this is prolly one of my Most Favoritest parks I’ve ever been to in my whole entire life. I’m gonna see if we can go back again real soon and I bet those ducks can hardly wait!