I am feeling Most Woeful today. Now, in generals, I’m really not much into woe. I believes in walking on the side of the road that has sun on it. But today I am woe.
And do you know why?
It’s cuz my momma is leaving me tomorrow for 16 years FIVE WHOLE DAYS to go to visit somebody called Nooyor Kitty! Yes, that’s right! She’s leaving me to go visit a KITTEH!
I don’t know what this Nooyor Kitty looks like but I bets he looks a lot like this:
The good news is she’s not taking my dad or Brudder Ranger either, which is a big relief cuz I don’t know the first thing about feeding our kittehs. Or even myself for that matter, considering the lack of those thumb things.
But the bad news is she’s leaving me for FIVE WHOLE DAYS!
She says I prolly wouldn’t like it this Nooyor Kitty fella cuz he’s real loud and busy and to go with her I would haves to ride on an airplane which I never, ever wants to do after reading this post by Life with Dogs. But still…FIVE WHOLE DAYS!
She’s not even gonna be around for my big date night! Can you believes it? She said she made these plans way before she knew about date night. But I figure she can go see Nooyor Kitty anytimes and I only have ONE very first big date night.
Oh! And you know what else? I take my high school graduation test in only one week from now and mom’s not gonna be around to help me do my homework! What if I forgets every little thing I’ve learned and I flunk out and the other doggies laugh at me and I have to repeats high school all over again?
But that’s not even the very worstest part. The very most worstest part of all this is that mom’s not gonna be able to helps me do my bloggie or look at your bloggies for FIVE WHOLE DAYS! What if – oh, this is just too much terrible to think about – what if all of you forgets about me? My little heart would just break into a million jillion hundred pieces if that happened.
So pretty please – will you super duper promise you won’t forgets about me? Here’s a picture to remember me by so try to look at it about 100 times a day so you won’t forget what I look like, okay?
Mayzie’s mom here. Things aren’t quite as dire as Mayzie is making them out to be. I’ll be keeping a watchful eye on date night from New York City; I’ve assured her that she won’t be forgotten by her friends; and her dad is going to do a great job helping her with her homework. In fact, she’ll probably get extra cheese out of him. Yes, Mayzie. I said extra cheese. Yeah…somehow I thought that would make you feel better.
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