Hey! Lookit that! It’s Monday! I sure hopes everybuddy had a good weekend!
Guess what? My Cuzin Bridger himself commented on my postie on Saturday. And since some of you prolly didn’t see what he said, I thought I’d copy it here. He said…
Just to be clear, it was one hundred TWENTY cookies I ate.
And I thought I was going to be left to starve in that jail cell. I had to break out.
And those boys better treat my cousin mayzie right.
See why he’s my hero?
Okie doke…I thoughts I would tell you a happy story today.
About 10 days ago, my mom was leaving work and she saw two dogs trotting down the road. Well, she saw they hads their collars on and she decided to try and see if she could help ’em out since they were most obviously lost.
Now you knows how we dogs are. When we gets out, sometimes we kinda forgets ourselves and decides we don’t want anybody’s help. So mom wasn’t sure what these dogs would think about her but she went ahead and stopped her car and opened the door and said, “Hi kids. Are you lost?”
Dog #1: Oh thank dogness! I’m pooped! We’ve been walking for about 93 days.
Dog #2: What? NO! Why would you think we’re lost? Move along, lady!
Dog #1: Uh, don’t listen to him. He’s crazy.
Dog #2: What? Shut up! You’re the crazy one! Remember how mom told us not to talk to strangers?
Dog #1: (rolling his eyes) Hey lady…I’m pretty sure my mom’s phone number is on that jingly thing on my neck. Would you be a dear and give her a call?
So mom called the number and this lady answered and mom told her she thought she had her dogs and the lady was just about beside herself with happinesses. She said they’d been looking all over for them and she would rush right over this very instant. So while mom waited, Dog #1 wanted to know if she had any water or cookies or cheese (she didn’t) and Dog #2 kept pacing back and forth saying, “This ain’t right. I’m tellin’ you, this ain’t right. Look at her shifty eyes! You can’t trust her!”
But Dog #2’s attitude right away changed when he saw his mom drive up. OH! He was Most Deliriously Happy. “LOOK! OMD! IT’S MOM! WE’RE SAVED! WE’RE SAVED FROM CRAZY BAD SHIFTY-EYED LADY!” Well, their momma hugged my momma and said thank you, thank you and how can I repay you? And my momma told her not to worry about it and she hoped that if me and Brudder Ranger ever got lost, somebuddy would try to help us.
Then the lady told mom where she lived and mom couldn’t believes it. Those crazy dogs had gone across two of the most busiest roads in our town and through a place where they’re doing lots of works on the road with a whole mess of big equipments and trucks and stuff. Well, I tell you what – they might be some of the luckiest dogs that ever ever lived, that’s for sure.
So anyways, mom was real happy that everybuddy was safe and sound and going home. And she didn’t think too much abouts it after that.
Then on this last Friday, she got a call from those doggies’ momma wanting to know if her and the daddy-man could stops by where my mom works cuz he wanted to say thanks you in pawson. So mom said yes and they showed up with Dog#1, who was Most Happy to see mom again, and a card and some TOYS and cookies for me and Brudder Ranger!
Here’s the envelope thingie for the card. The black and white doggie is Mistrustful Dog #2 and his name is Bandit. The yellowy doggie is Thankful Dog #1 and mom *thought* his momma had called him Nickie but the card is signed from “Arr-rooly” so mom’s kinda confused about that.
Here’s the front of the card. Haha! A dog under the waters! Isn’t that crazy?
And the inside of the card. If you wants, you can biggify it to sees what they wrote. It’s Most Sweet.
The lady and man also put 50 green papers in there which momma didn’t knows about until after they left. And that kinda made her feel funny inside. So we all talked it over and we’re gonna donates it in their name to a rescue place to help out some other doggies.
Then me and Brudder Ranger thoughts it would be the right thing to do to offer to donate the toys and the treats, too, but mom said we could keeps those (which was a Most HUGE relief, I can tell ya that!).
I hopes your Monday is Most Happy and I hopes that if you gets lost, somebuddy is there to help!
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