Hello everydoggie & kitteh! It’s Monday!
First of alls, I hope you liked Kitteh-Brudder Cap’n Ripley’s post yesterday. Brudder Ranger was Most Not Happy about it. But I told him, “Most Awesomest Brudder, what’s fair is fair. He should get a turn, too.” Well, he grumbled but couldn’t really argue with my Most Infallible Logic. And what did I tell you about Ripley? Isn’t he adorable with his “yarrrr” this and “yo ho” that? I luvs him.
Oh…Brudder Ranger just passed me a note. It says, “To those of you who stood by me in the face of that deliberate misrepresentation of the truth during yesterday’s so-called ‘post,’ I owe you a debt of gratitude. I shall let you know if the need to take up arms arises.”
Okie doke! Anyways…
The second thing is, I feel oh-so-very-sorry for my Momma cuz she has DRY ROT!
Wait…that doesn’t sound right.
Anyway, it means that her teeths started hurting her really bad yesterday. And I feel soooooo sorry for her. But then she took one of her Most HUGE pills and this is what happened:
And then she decided to get “artistic.” I wonder what they puts in those pills?
The flashy beast torture went on for about 132 hours. But cuz she had sore teeths and I LUVS her so much (and okay, there was cheese involved), I did my very bestest to humor her…
But I had to draw the line when she tried to puts a hat on me. Yeesh!
So everydoggie and kitteh – PLEEZE do me a favors. Pleeze cross your paws real hard that my momma gets better soon. Who knows what she might come up with next?