So I told you before how Amazingly Awesome I think the BED is. But me and Brudder Ranger don’t sleep there at night. We have our own Most Luxurious Crates Condos that we get to sleep in.
But this means that mom and dad have to sleep in that big ol’ bed all by themselves. I think they must be awful lonely just the two of them and this has had me Most Worried.
So I thought…
and thought some more (see how my eyes are practically bloodshot with all that thinkin’?)
And then one day when I was having a cold beverage with my friend, Mr. Lemur Thingie, it came to me!
Oh, gosh, it was a Most Perfect plan to keep my pawrents from getting lonely! I was real sneaky about it, too cuz I wanted it to be a surprise. And I have to say my surprise worked. They didn’t suspect a thing until Mom was making the bed the other day…
That’s right! It’s my good friend, Mr. Lemur Thingie! Me and him cooked the whole thing up together! (He’s one of my favoritest friends which is why he is still somewhat intact and hasn’t been decimated beyond recognition like my other stuffies.) So one day while mom wasn’t looking I sneakeded him up on the bed and then pushed him way down under the covers and then he hid real still until they fells asleep.
And there he stayed all night long, keeping ’em company. Oh, I can tell you I felt so very much less guilty relaxing in my condo knowing mom and dad had somebody to keep ’em from being lonesome.