And gosh, this really is one of my favoritest things!
When my Angel Donna came to rescue me, I was half nekkid! It’s true! I was not always the brindle beauty you see before you today. I had this icky skin condition and gobs of my Most Beautiful Brindle Hair had fallen out. And not only that, but it was January! So as you can imagine, I was pretty darn cold. And you know, I still get cold awful easy. I shiver and shake and milk it for all it’s worth am generally sad and pathetic.
So my Most Awesomest Pawrents decided to get me a coat of my very own to keep me warm. Now, I’m kind of a curvaceous gal and I have a rather big, ahem, chest. So they couldn’t just run out anyplace and get me a coat. Nope, instead they ordered me a coat from this wunnerful place called Voyagers K9 Apparel. Pretty much all the peoples do is make coats for dogs like Boxers and French bulldogs and greyhounds and rat terrierists. Isn’t that neat?
Anyway, Brudder Ranger has a coat just like mine and even though he is morally opposed to clothing on dogs, he doesn’t mind this coat so much cuz it fits him real good! Plus I think we look awful stylish and dapper in our matching duds, don’t you? (Oh, and don’t mind how I look all dejected in this picture. It’s not cuz of the coat. It’s cuz mom promised us we were gonna go somewheres and then she kept pointing the flashy monster at us.)
One warning, though…these coats are sturdy but they can’t withstand Ninja attacks. Look what a Ninja did to my pretty red coat! Luckily, I ran them off before they did anymore damage. But it was a close call!