My confession

I thought maybe, since I told you all about my Brudder Ranger’s terrier-istic tendencies yesterday, I should prolly confess to you my own dirty little secret.

I’m a killer.

It’s true. Cold. Calculating. Blood-thirsty. I can’t deny it. They all describe me. And believe me, it’s not something I’m proud of. And yet, it’s not something I can control. I’ve tried. Really. I have.

I even have evidence of my terrible deeds. Look! Look at the pictures below that my accomplice mom took – if you dare! But be warned. They are the stuff(ing) of nightmares!

The attack. The poor little lamb has no idea what is about to happen.

Mayzie Lamb 1

ROWR! Die, lamb, die!

Mayzie Lamb 2

Here I notice there are witnesses. And yet, I cannot stop myself.

Mayzie Lamb 3

Ripping out its guts. I’m a monster.

Mayzie Lamb 4

The frenzy has finally subsided and I sit surrounded by the remains of my kill. Notice the satisfied look? Truly, I have no shame. No shame.

Mayzie Lamb 5

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